he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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