Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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