I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Randomize
