she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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