My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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