the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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