Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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