what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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