K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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