Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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