So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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