Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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