so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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