are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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