Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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