I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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