I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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