My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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