Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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