But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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