i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Vodka?
Forever.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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