Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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