i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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