Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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