There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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