Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
