Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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