5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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