I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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