do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm