I CAN MOONWALK!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dude i'm inner monologue high
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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