ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?