how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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