thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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