I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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