Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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