I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
