Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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