hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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