I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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