You really coming over, don't trick.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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