i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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