well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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