ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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