is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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