Hey man sorry I got all grabby
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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