no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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