do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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