Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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