mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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