perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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this will be a night to untag.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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