Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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