But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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