just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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