maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
did i walk over a car last night?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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