the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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