So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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