everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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