I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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