If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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