Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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