A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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